Stop Chasing, Start Burning Illusions – The Brutal Truth About Twin Flames
Still meditating to keep your twin from ghosting you? Newsflash: he’s not your other half. He’s just you, in 3D, with a bad haircut and zero clue what’s going on.
What you’ll learn
- Stop chasing twin flames like a spiritual stalker and find your own power.
- Understand why “divine timing” is just the universe ghosting you.
- Break free from spiritual BS and illusions that keep you stuck..
- Dive deep into your inner world and uncover your authentic, playful self..
- Recognize ego traps and stop meditating yourself into confusion.
- Burn the myths around twin flames, union, and 5D fantasies.
- Learn to laugh at your spiritual journey while transforming it.
- Why chasing, running, and suffering are just you playing with… you..
- Reconnect with the innocent, fearless inner child that knows its true nature.
- How to finally meet the real love story: your authentic, fearless self..
Course Content
- Introduction –> 9 lectures • 55min.
Requirements
Still meditating to keep your twin from ghosting you? Newsflash: he’s not your other half. He’s just you, in 3D, with a bad haircut and zero clue what’s going on.
Or maybe you’re already in “physical union,” meditating like a lunatic just to keep him in your bed while secretly hating his sweaty armpits? Cute.
This course isn’t your fluffy “love and light” fairytale. This is a brutal, sarcastic reality check for anyone stuck in the twin flame circus, spiritual illusions, or waiting for crumbs from the universe.
Are you Meditating, journaling, and begging the universe for signs that they’ll text you back? Adorable. But let me break it to you:
there’s no “you” and “them,” no inner child versus adult—there’s only YOU. Yep, you’re the whole circus: the player, the clown, and the audience.
This course is your ultimate wake-up call. No hand-holding, no “good vibes only” BS. Just raw, sarcastic truth bombs to smash your illusions and show you what’s been true all along:
- Your 3D twin is just your unfiltered self.
- You’ve been playing cosmic hide-and-seek with yourself for lifetimes.
- Universe(Mind/Heart) which is your 3D reflection in Matrix is controlling you, her highest frequency is unconditional love and deep compassion but that is an Illusion. She operates on Vibrations, emotional states from high to low—You ARE Source and you know the play and you are not attached. You are pure awareness behind the Universe.
What You’ll Get:
- Brutally honest videos and audios.
- Sarcastic rants that burn every illusion of “divine timing” or “union.”
- A roadmap back to your true self—the one who doesn’t give a crap about rules, beliefs, or spiritual drama.
- No Zoom calls. No Q&A. This course is your mirror, and if you don’t like what you see, good.
What to Expect in My Future Courses
Kundalini Awakening Decoded — Navigate the sacred fire as it rises through your spine, dismantling illusions and birthing your truth.
Ego & Shadow Unveiled — Meet the hidden faces within: the wounded child, the protector, the saboteur. Bring them home to your light.
Inner Alchemy — This is not about healing. It’s about remembering who you are beyond all stories.
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Warning: If you’re still clutching your crystals waiting for Barbie’s Ken to save you, come back in 300 lifetimes. This course is for the brave ones who want to face the truth, laugh at the game, and choose themselves, fully.